27.12.05

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- autor paraku on tundmatu - võiksid kuuluda tekstid, mis mulle mõne nädala eest pihku pisteti.
Küsiti, kuidas on lood minu inglise keelega. Ütlesin ausalt, et hästi ei ole, aga sain siiski väljatrüki meilist, kus väideti, et inimeste närvisüsteemi suhtes oleks kindlasti oluliselt säästvam, kui arvutid väljastaksid veateateid haikudena.
Näiteks niisugustena:

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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

You seek a Web site.
It cannot be located.
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Stop, reflect and reboot.
Order shall return.

ABORTED effort:
Close all that You have worked on.
You ask way too much.

With searching comes loss.
The presence of absence.
"June Sales.doc" not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao
Until You bring fresh toner.

Windows NT crashed.
The Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears Your screams.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is Your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occured.

Your step in the stream.
But the water has moved on.
Page not found.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document You are seeking
Must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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1 Comments:

Blogger Liina arvas...

access denied.
must laugh now. shut down failed.
do you want to proceed?

;)))

27. detsember 2005, kell 23:51  

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